Our generation isn’t as fucked as everyone makes it out to be. The ones before us had sex before marriage, drank before the legal age and did drugs. The only difference is we’re expected to make fewer mistakes than they did in a world where everything you do is recorded or photographed.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
I do love it when I instinctively dislike a person then find out later I indeed had valid reasons.
my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
So do you think the girls out there will be impressed?
In answer to that question: from a girl who spent five years trying to teach herself to juggle and failing spectacularly, YES. I am impressed.
I’d be impressed if he were just sitting there blinking.
is michael cera even a real person?